The Third Great Awakening

The first Great Awakening featured the Calvinistic preaching of men like George Whitefield. The result was a burgeoning young country falling to its knees to confess personal and corporate transgressions and embrace the crucified Christ. The second Great Awakening was of a different sort. It featured the man-centered, manipulative techniques of men like Charles Finney. The result were short-lived conversions, burned-overed districts and shallow, religious emotions. Now Republican congressman Mike Pence predicts a third Awakening. Apparently it will feature Bible-pounding Glenn Beck bigotry, a growing fear of goverment and a tea-party-caffinated resentment of taxation (it is, after all, the root of socialism). All which has this third Great Awakening shaping up in manner that would make Whitefield spin in his grave. A true, biblical Awakening will recognize that the evil in the world isn’t in rooted Hollywood or D.C., but in our own wicked hearts.

Guns don’t kill people. Nutjobs do.

Are people who believe that President Obama is not an actual U.S. citizen more likely to kill people at a Holocaust museum? Or are wackos just more inclined to blog about crazy conspiracy theories, then take their shotgun and shoot up the joint? The Huffington Post has the answer.

Calling Dr. Obama

Obama takes on the health care dilemma.

“We must attack the root causes of skyrocketing health costs,” Mr. Obama said, pointing to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota and other institutions as among those that offer high-quality care at low cost. “We should learn from their successes and promote the best practices, not the most expensive ones. That’s how we’ll achieve reform that fixes what doesn’t work and builds on what does.”

The radio address was the start of a public relations campaign coinciding with a 50-state grass-roots effort that Organizing for America, the president’s political group, began Saturday to promote a health care overhaul. His hope is to provide what his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, called “air cover” for lawmakers to adopt his priorities. It is a gamble by the White House that Mr. Obama can translate his approval ratings into legislative action.

The State of the GOP Address

Bobby Jindal launched his bid for president last night. Good luck with that one. His Republican team mates say he was off his game. Too rushed, distracted by the mike, lacking in rhetorical flourish––that sort of thing. Try “Out of his mind.” It wasn’t his style that was off the mark, it was his content. “Tonto say government bad.” Right, government needs to butt out. Things are going just swimmingly without it. Yeeeah. People need less government. Fewer restrictions. Clearly! Oh and the Republicans are ready to fix healthcare. So what’s been keeping them? Nice response, Governor. Almost as nice as FEMA’s.

Cookie diplomacy

Whether Barack Obama becomes a great president is an open question. What is already clear is that Obama is a cordial president. He has opened his new residence to Republicans and Democrats alike. He has hosted happy hours, Super Bowl parties and plied his guests with hard liquor and homemade oatmeal cookies. So far it hasn’t changed one Republican vote. But it may have made a few friends for the long term. Or two long terms, depending how it goes.

The Oaf of Office

Good news, Barack wasn’t going all Dubya on us when he appeared to fumble the oath of office. The fault in the fumble was the quarterback’s. Chief Justice Roberts got it wrong. Althouse explains:

The Chief Justice in fact screwed up the oath. The Constitution requires:

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Roberts left out the word “faithfully.” (He also said “President to the United State.”) Obama saw the mistake and stopped himself to gave Roberts a chance to fix it. Roberts redid the line, remembering to throw in “faithfully,” but putting it in the wrong place — after President of the United States — and, this time, Obama went along with the wording. Close enough, I guess he figured. I wonder what Barack Obama was thinking. Maybe: Some textualist you turned out to be!

The man who has the GOP in a tizzy

Thanks to this guy, Minnesota Republicans have their knickers in a twist. Apparently, they feel he is about to steal an election. Is it indignation they feel, or simple admiration? Remember when it was the GOP who really knew how to steal an election? Good times, good times.

Attention, this is not Barack Obama

Given the recent amazement by conservative pundits at just how darn “responsible” the President-elect’s appointments have been, I am posting this as a public service. President-elect Barack Obama is not a Marxist, he is not a muslim, he doesn’t pal around with terrorists, he is not Huey Newton or Huey Lewis, he is not a peacenik, a beatnik, or a Sputnik. So stop being so frigging amazed whenever he does something smart or centrist. And always remember this: it was a conservative Republican President that socialized the entire banking industry not a redistributionist, socialist, tax-and-spend liberal Democrat. Ironic, no?

And God bless Homeland Security

There may be another round of layoffs in Kentucky’s Homeland Security. This time, its God who may be out of a job. American Atheists, Inc. have filed suit that God has no business protecting our borders. Apparently, it’s below His pay grade. Solomon disagrees. Except the LORD keep the city, the watchman wakes but in vain. (Psalm 127:1).

Barack the Moderate

It’s like the moment you realize that professional wrestling is fake. Conservative Obama-haters are discovering that the President Elect isn’t the starry-eyed, airy-fairy liberal they had been campaigning against for the last two years. Amazingly, his appointments appear as clear-headed, wise and moderate as the young man’s  cumcumber-cool demeanor. Huh! Wonder of wonders! The majority of the electorate may have gotten this one right. Max Boot of Commentary Magazine publishes his right-wing epiphany:

Combined with the moderation of the economic team that Obama has just named, I would say his administration already far exceeds expectations, and he hasn’t even taken office yet.

McCain wins!!!!!!!!!

Hold everything. It was touch and go, but the ballots were finally all counted today and Missouri goes for McCain. And as you know, no President has been elected in like 100 years without carrying Missouri. So, sorry Barack, but those are the rules. McCain’s the guy. And you thought the electoral college was crazy.

Secretary of State?

I don’t think so. She’s far too much of a femninist to settle for a secretary’s job.

Meet the Jerk

Sarah Palin’s unnamed critic comes out of the closet. He is McCain campaign’s foreign policy advisor, Martin Eisenstadt. He shares more dirt on the shortcomings of the former GOP Veep candidate:

As you know, I was one of the foreign policy advisers on the McCain campaign who worked with Randy Scheunemann to help prep Sarah on her debate with Joe Biden. Did we outright give her a geography quiz when we started the prep? No, of course not. But yes, in the context of the prep, it slowly became apparent that her grasp of basic geo-political knowledge had major gaps. Could she have passed a multiple choice test about South Africa or NAFTA. Probably. But it was clear that she simply didn’t have the ease of knowledge that we come to expect from a major party political candidate. Other slights came up, too: Not knowing the difference between Hezbollah and Hamas. Or the difference between the Shiites and Suni. Or when it came to international terrorist organizations, knowing that the IRA was in Northern Ireland, and ETA in Spain.

The new “elite gotcha media”

Well, it looks like FOX News has moved on from making the Democrats look bad. Now they are making the Republicans look bad. Clearly, these guys are just mean.