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Okay, this election thing is starting to get boring. Obama is so far ahead in the polls he is taking time to visit his sick granny. And Sarah Palin has bought all these foxy Vice President outfits that she will have nowhere to wear in Real America. So I’ve decided to do my part to tighten up the race. I have delved into the conservative blogosphere to find out THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. Here’s a few tidbits:

1  Obama participated in bombings at Columbia University.

2  Obama’s memoirs were ghost-written by William “also a bomber” Ayers.

3  Obama has a mistress in the Caribbean

4  Obama was not born in the U.S.

5  Obama’s ascendancy is responsible for the stock market collapse

6  Obama is gay

7  Obama is going to repeal the 1st Amendment

8  Obama is a space alien overlord sent to destroy us

Oh, and did I mention he’s a Muslim?

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One Comment

  1. Fear not, it may be close, so you can go back to the news!

    Thursday, October 23, 2008

    Two different polls released this week give radically different pictures of the presidential race.

    Oct 23, 2008

    ASSOCIATED PRESS/ GFK POLL

    Barack Obama….44%

    John McCain…..43%

    Und./other……13%


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